We here at FTN Fantasy pride ourselves on providing some of the best analysis, statistics and insights in the industry to help you have the best fantasy football season – and the best fantasy football team names – possible.
The following only deals with the last part.
Because while assembling and managing your roster requires intense preparation and well-researched opinions, choosing your fantasy team name does not. It requires smarts, relevance, and maybe a dash of dad jokes. So the rest of the FTN team and I have compiled our list of the best, worst, and most eye-rolling fantasy team names for 2024. Below are 200+ names for you to sift through and find the one that makes you roll your eyes the least (or the most, if that’s your thing) to prepare you for all the research you’ll need to do in 2024.
No team
- Here is a guy
- Dude, you get Goodell
- AI Michaels (no, but it’s actually ai and not AL, because of the Olympia voice thing. Subtle!)
- Joe Buck himself
- Oh no, Romo
- Tangible
- Easy autumn ride
- The fantastic world of Gumbel
Arizona Cardinals
- Maserati Marv
- The starving Marvin
- Always a McBridesmaid
- Kyler of Duty
- Kyler Soze
- Human Dortch
- 20% tip Reiman
- Sorry, Emari
- Zay, that is not so
- DeeJay makes Dallas
- Little Pascals
- Name this melody
- Fire the Gannons
Atlanta Falcons
- Honey Bijan
- Bijan for men
- Bed, Bath & Bijan
- Pitts & Giggles
- Drake London Bridge
- The Dangeroux cousins
- The more powerful penis
- Full moon
- Walter Rondale
- Hey you, stay away from McCloud
- Doing car care right: Heinicke
- My other brother KhaDarel
- The Younghoe and the Restless
Baltimore Ravens
- Brock Bowers brings Zay flowers
- Zay, that is not so
- I. Probable result (or I. Probable win)
- Yippie Ky Yay Justin Tucker
- Batman Rashod
- The Pillars of Justice Hill
- Captain Ricard
- Hardy Party
Buffalo Bills
- Captain James Cook
- Shakir, not moved
- Keon lights
- Keon Moon
- Keon: The Professional
- Fort Knox
- Shorter and concise
- The return of Mack Hollins
- Your bass is grass
- No risk, no Trubiskit
- Billy Ray O’Cyrus
- Sean McDermott Mulroney
Carolina Panthers
- Diontae’s Inferno
- Fried Shrimp Bryce
- Addicted to a Thielen
- No hard Thielens
- Legette upwards
- Lay it
- Brooks Brothers
- Chuba Bubba
- Chubawumba
- Miles Sanders from Tomorrowland
- A thousand miles of Sanders from nowhere
- Mingo Starr
- Evergreen terrace
Chicago Bears
- Listen to the hook as DJ Moore spins it
- When in Rome
- Rome Odunze was not built in a day
- All roads lead to Rome
- Rome, sweet Rome
- Rome alone
- Rainbow Herbert
- 11 Herberts & Spices
- Marcedes Benz
- Demetric system
- High speed
- Travis Homer batting
Cincinnati Bengals
- Can I pocket $5?
- A Rolling Stone doesn’t collect Zack Moss
- You make me Gesicki
- My dinner with Andrei
- Elizabeth Barrett, Jake Browning
- Free trial
The Cleveland Browns
- Amari is not sorry
- American nightmare
- American Horror Story
- American Idol
- Chubby Bubba
- Chubbawumba
- Judge Jeudy
- You can’t be serious.
- Ford Focus
- Site manager
- D’Onta’s Inferno
- Jameis Winston-Salem
- James Winston Cup
- The portrait of Dorian Thompson-Robinson
Dallas Cowboys
- Ribbons and CeeDees
- Baby Got Dak
- The Empire Strikes, Dak
- The Book of Ezekiel
- More than a reasonable dowdle
- Too many cooks
- Set up two
- Fools Cooper storms in
- Save the last lance
- The ceiling is the Flournoy
Denver Broncos
- Courtland Hotel
- Bo knows it
- Brother Nix
- Mims The Word
- Reynolds Wrap
- A rough estimate
- High self-esteem
- Even and Audric
- Wilson, King of Prussia
- Dulcich tones
- Fishing for Trautman
- Sean Payton Place
Detroit Lions
- Amon Joy
- Jahmyr, I go alone again
- Jahmyr Gibbs Racing
- LaPortaPotty
- On and Goff
- Shot of Jameson
- Ordinary People – Jones
- Dan Campbell’s Soup
Green Bay Packers
- Air Jordan Love
- Do you believe in love?
- Jordan Love costs nothing (that may not be true, he is very expensive)
- Where are you, Romeo?
- Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
- From the Cradle to Musgrave
- Mac & Cheese
- Dontayvion Wicks: Chapter Two
- Malik Heath Bar
- Sean Clifford The Big Red Dog
- DuBose sound system
- Matt LaFleur’s eyebrows
- Matt Peter LaFleur
Houston Texans
- Wisdom of Stroud
- Nico Statute
- Nico-la
- Thank you
- Dude, you get Tank Dell
- Thanks Tell
- Diggs in a blanket
- Unlimited Mixons
- Catalina Wine Mixon
- Metch, please
- Green Akers
- Hot Stover League
- Truth or Dare, Ogunbowale
- Skowronecles of Narnia
Indianapolis Colts
- Greek God Adonai
- Josh’s Touchdowns
- Smarty
- Sunday sermon
- Crazy about Flacco
- Steichen and stones
Jacksonville Jaguars
- Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
- The Trevor Lawrence Project
- Trevor Lawrence Welk
- Return of Mac Jones
- Thank you
Kansas City Chiefs
- Taylor Swift’s boyfriend
- Mahomes Depot
- Rashee Rice-A-Roni
- Rashee sells mussels on the seashore
- We are not worthy
- Hollywood sign
- The sky is the limit
- Keaontay’s Inferno
- Problems with the Irv
- Toney! Toni! Toné!
- Tony and Clyde
- Wiley Coyote
- Deneric Prince of Thieves
- It was the butcher
- Apollo Creed Humphrey
Las Vegas Raiders
- Davante’s Inferno
- Brock Bowers brings Zay flowers
- Brock & Roll
- Jakobi Meyers-Briggs
- Mayer of Kingstown
- Aidan O’Farva
- The Eternal Gardener
- Dax AA Milne
Los Angeles Chargers
- Rainbow Herbert
- 11 Herberts & Spices
- Out with the boys
- McConkey Kong
- Not like Gus
- Rocking Dobbins
- Baby Chark
Los Angeles Lakers
- Stafford infection
- Sippy Cup
- Departure to Kupp
- Puka Shell Necklace
- Public Corum
- Show some De-Corum
- Walking in Parkinson
- Big Boston Scott
- Stetson Hat
- Garoppolo shirt
- I put on my Stetson hat and my Garoppolo shirt (never mind, folks, it tickles me)
Miami Dolphins
- Ball and Achane
- Waddle Service
- Dude, you get Odell
- May death do us part
- Tua for the money
- Tua Lipa
- Hawk Tu- (I’m going to be put in a sack and dragged away for even mentioning this overused meme)
- Arts & Crafts
- Oops! All Berrios
Minnesota Vikings
- Air Jordan 1 Retro High
- JJ McCarthyism
- Hey Darnold
- Darnold Schwarzenegger
- Ty Raymond Chandler
- Robert Tonyan and his big blue ox
New England Patriots
- Mother Drake Maye I
- DeMario Brothers
- Kendrick Bourne Identity
- DeVante’s Inferno
- Jalen and Jacoby
- James K. Ja’Lynn Polk
- Simon & Smith-Schuster
- Bad JuJu
- Hula Hoopers
- Don’t worry, be Zappe
- Hold the mayo
New Orleans Saints
- The soil is Olave
- Olave Maria
- Digital camera
- Double-En-Kendre
- Cedrick the Entertainer
- The Island of Foster Moreau
- The Magician A.Prentice
- Baby rattle toy
- Nathan’s famous Peterman
- Grupe Project
New York Giants
- Don’t you want to be my Nabers?
- Next door Nabers
- Devin Dingleberry
- Not everyone who visits Wan’Dale is lost
- Jalin Hyatt Regency
- Anyone who messes with Daboll will get the horns
New York Jets
- Cool Breece
- Breece Hall & Oates
- Breeces Christ
- Try that in a Hall Town
- Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
- My Abanikanda doesn’t want
Philadelphia Eagles
- Clear eyes, full pain, can’t lose
- Love hurts
- Car Rental in Hurts
- Pickett Line
- Midnight in Paris
- Tyrion Lannister Davis Price
- Hello Sirianni
Pittsburgh Steelers
- Slim Pickens
- French Freiermuth
- Roman soldiers
- Mr Unlimited
- Wilson, King of Prussia
- Fields of Dreams
- Cordarrelle Extension
San Francisco 49ers
- Down & Purdy
- Purdy Love
- Aiy, I’m kidding
- Smock step shot
- Handsome Ricky
- Pearsall Printing
- Third and Jauan
- Apple Juszczyk
- BeetleJuszczyk
The Seattle Seahawks
- DKNY
- Metcalf I in Vegas
- Lockett up
- Human GenoProject
- I’m sorry, Smith Jaxon
- Fine bottle of Charbonnet
- A sip of Charbonnet
- Kenny McIntosh Apple
- Jake Bobo, the Clown
- Thomas Howell III
- American Pharaoh
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- Stairs to Evans
- Godwin’s Law
- Curtis Baker Mayfield
- Mayfields & McCoys
- Happy Bucky
- Brewster’s McMillans
- Picking C.Otton
- Sterling silver
- The Annex City of Texas
- Super Bowls
Tennessee Titans
- Ridley’s “Believe it or not”
- Calvin Ridley Scott
- Pollard Greens
- Tyler Boyd Crowder
- Chig time
- thingamajig
- Mason Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
- What are you talking about Willis?
- Nick Folk Music
Washington Commanders
- Dennis Ekelersley
- McLaurin Automotive
- The house and the Sinnott
- Children with Sinnotty noses
- The Truth Ertz
- Phil Sam Hartman
- Sam Hartman, Sam Hartman
- Everything pops with Pringle
- Michael Wiley Coyote
- Jeremy McNichol and Dime
